FUNNY OR BORING

GOD ANSWERED  PRAYER

Akpos  has been praying hard so God decided to answer him

      God: What do you want?

       Akpos: I want a job,a big car and lots of women around me.

        God: is that all?

         Akpos:yes

         God:your prayers has been answered.

   Now Akpos is now a bus driver in a female school,was his prayer answered or not? 

              

THE ICE CREAM

Akpos's girlfriend collapsed why having sex with Akpos. so Akpos brought her to the hospital.

 Doctor:What happened?

 Akpos:She drank alot of ice-cream

Doctor: what?Is she allergic?

Akpos:No

Doctor:Then,why is she like this?

Akpos:because she drank alot of the ice-cream.

Doctor:Hmmm from which fast food did she buy the ice-cream?

Akpos: It was my  ICE-CREAM....